"the tnt you sent me for my birthday has still not arrived"

Are my onjos being scanned by the CIA? Or my emails...what about them? We had pizza with a visiting peace ed. professor last night at Driv and this topic, among numerous others, came up. I think I'll stop here for fear that they might "disappear" me, or trace my phone calls, or follow me to choir tonight.

In other news:
*Have started working on "anthropology of violence" exam.
*Cannot figure out how to install new-used washing machine.
*Enormous pile of dirty clothes on floor in bedroom is causing ulcers and sleep-loss.